Taste Test

You know when you try a new food for the first time...and it is NASTY AS HELL?! You immediately react by squishing up your face and making loud noises in absolute disgust. Wouldn't it be nice if this is what first dates were like? How great would it be to find out instantly whether you like someone or think they're nasty as hell? Instead, you go on your first date with Jim, and...he seems ok. Yeah, you think you like Jim. He says nice things, he dresses well. So you go on a second date with Jim. You think you like him still, so you make out with him. You go on a third date with Jim, and he makes a racist comment. Oh fuck. You just found out that Jim SUCKS!!! Jim just wasted your time and messed with your emotions because he forgot to mention that he is a racist prick on the first date. Dammit, Jim! Be more like blue cheese and get it over with next time!

You nasty, Jim!